In Pt 1, I described the traumatic train journey up to Hull, and now we were having to face another one in the opposite direction. Being well aware that we needed every bit of help we could get today, I checked out my new National Rail app, and found that we could catch an earlier train from Hull to Sheffield than we had originally intended, but on the downside, it was also telling me that the next connecting train from Sheffield to Penzance was cancelled.
Regardless of how things were likely to turn out, we clambered aboard and settled down for the first part of our journey to Sheffield, which was unexpectedly picturesque as we travelled alongside the Humber Estuary and under the Humber Bridge. A sharp overnight hoar frost had left the trees glistening in the early morning sun like Christmas trees without the baubles, and a layer of fog which cloaked the river gave the bridge a ghostly appearance that made it look as though it was hovering in mid-air.
Unfortunately, this fantasy world wasn’t to last, because at Sheffield we were brought back down to earth with the news that there were no trains running down to Penzance. We weren’t the only people wondering what to do for the best, and one young chap in particular, who I got to know as Scott, was in a right two and eight. He was travelling from his home in Barton-upon-Humber down to Torbay to spend Christmas with his parents, and when I told him that was where we were going, he asked if it was ok if he could latch onto us, and so I now had two headless chickens to look after. After what seemed like ages, there was an announcement advising those of us going down to the south-west to catch the next train to Reading and get off at Birmingham New Street. New Street has had a multi-million pound makeover since, but at the time, it was a station I really disliked, but there was no other option.
On arrival at Birmingham it was announced that the train was terminating here, which meant that those going on towards Reading also had to get off, and now there were hundreds of headless chickens running around. Scott and Kay were stressed right out, and I couldn’t resist telling my wife that we should have spent another night in Hull. I know we were going home for Christmas and not Thanksgiving, but it was all starting to remind me of the film Trains, Planes and Automobiles. There were so many conflicting messages here, both verbally and on-screen. The next train to Plymouth at first was on time, then it was delayed, but my app was saying it was cancelled – and it was. Although they were extremely reluctant at first, I eventually convinced the other two that if we got our finger out we could get a train from another platform that was going to Bristol and we could take it from there.
For the sake of expediency, I’m glossing over some of the details, but suffice it to say, my next fear was also to come true. The weather that had hit the south-west was spreading north and by the time we got to Cheltenham there was literally a blizzard raging. Thankfully, we made it to Bristol Temple Meads where the train terminated, but at least I was proved right about not waiting for the Plymouth train at Birmingham because there weren’t any for the rest of the day, and at least we were in the West Country now.
Of course, this meant that there weren’t any trains running from Bristol to Plymouth either. There was only one thing for it. Me and Kay went for a drink in the bar and Scott, who had stuck to me like glue all day, went for a smoke. In the bar was a couple who had spent their day trying to get to Bath from Taunton, but after 5 hours and only getting as far as Bristol (which is normally only 1 stop) decided to call it a day and go back home – but the big question was how? Meanwhile, Scott was having hallucinations. He thought he saw a train going to Paignton on the departures board, but when he went back to double check he had to admit it was a mirage.
It seemed that if we could get to Taunton, then there was a chance we could get a train to Newton Abbot from there. What it meant though was that we needed to travel in the opposite direction from Bristol to Portsmouth and then get off at Westbury in Wiltshire where we could then get the Paddington to Penzance train which was now running. Are you still with me? There were no guarantees that it was going to work, but it was our best option if we didn’t want to spend the night in Bristol.
We didn’t have any time to waste if we were to get the Westbury train and not miss the Paddington-Penzance connection, and so I left my pint and dashed over to platform 10. I could go on about conflicting messages, delayed trains and all the rest of it but eventually we managed to catch the late running Penzance train at Westbury and were now going in the right direction towards Taunton – and eventually on to Newton Abbot.
At Newton Abbot we were within touching distance of Torbay: Scott was being picked up here by some members of his family who were having a party somewhere, and he felt really guilty when he could see that our train to Paignton had just left without us. I’ve never seen anybody so grateful as Scott for helping him to get home to see his family and he gave us both a hug as he left – and that was more than enough for me.
We had to wait another 40 minutes for the next train to Paignton, but when Kay saw the delayed message come up on the screen she flipped, and went scampering off to see if there were any taxis hanging around, and sure enough, there was one taxi driver outside still trying to make a living, and before I could ask how much it would cost, she was in the cab like a rat up a drainpipe no matter how much it was.
What should have been a 7½ hour journey turned out to be double that, but at least we were home in one piece. It may have been a crap journey, but was Hull a ‘Crap Town’? Port towns are rarely lovely to look at and the city had obviously seen more prosperous days, but some of the places I’ve enjoyed visiting the most over the years have been those that, on the surface, don’t appear to have much going for them. Having said that, almost all are welcoming – and this was just the same with Hull: The people were fantastic. What’s more, it isn’t the forgotten corner of Yorkshire that it once was and many of the old docks have now been replaced with leisure facilities fit for the 21st century. Some are new, but some of the old buildings are being restored. When I was here, there was still plenty of work to be done, but being awarded the status of UK Capital of Culture in 2017 seems to have given it a big boost.
I couldn’t possibly have seen everything in the time we had here, and I’m sure there must be places that tourists wouldn’t want to visit, but I learnt enough about the city to say that it’s definitely not a ‘Crap Town’ as far as I’m concerned, but what is crap is the football team I support, and it might not surprise you to learn – and this is no reflection on Hull – that my wife has never put a red and white scarf around her neck and come with me to an away match since.