Is Hull Really a ‘Crap’ Town? – Pt 4 Minsters, Museums and Mayhem

Is Hull Really a 'Crap' Town? - Pt 4 Minsters, Museums and Mayhem

Christmas came early for the Tigers yesterday because the Robins didn’t turn up until the match was all but lost. Fans who travel a long way to see their team play at least deserve to see the players try their best even if it’s not good enough, especially when the weather makes it difficult for travelling. There were quite a number of fans from Bristol who didn’t make it in time for the start of the match, and some didn’t make it at all – but at least they didn’t miss much.

I hope those who did make it got home ok because it was snowing when we went to bed last night, and the forecast wasn’t looking that great for our final day here either. As it was the week leading up to Christmas, I thought we could try and get into the Christmas spirit and take the short train ride to the historic market town of Beverley which has always appealed to me, and I probably won’t get another chance.

The good news was that we didn’t have much more snow after we went to bed, but the not so good news was that the temperatures had plummeted again, and it was decidedly dodgy underfoot as we clambered into the taxi that took us to Paragon station. It was the same when we arrived at Beverley, but it was a bit warmer as there was a lot more cloud around.

At the station there was a machine that sold maps for a pound, a practice that had been introduced in lots of places, but it’s like putting your money into an amusement arcade slot machine. Sometimes you win but most of the time you lose, and after trying my luck, we headed off towards Wednesday Market a quid lighter – and no map.

Eye-Catching Doorways in Wednesday Market

Hull is by far the biggest town in the East Riding of Yorkshire, but Beverley is the county town, which shows how significant it was in the past. Lying around 10 miles north-west of Hull, its history goes back beyond the Norman Conquest to the 7th century when it was part of the Anglian Kingdom of Northumbria. Without doubt, it’s a town that I would have liked to have got to know more intimately if circumstances had allowed, but that wasn’t going to be the case today.

Beverley appears to get its name from the proliferation of beavers that were common in the area when John, the Bishop of York, retired to his monastery here in the early 8th century. This monastery was the forerunner of the magnificent Beverley Minster that stands majestically over the town today, and although technically it’s only a parish church, some people think of it as a rival to York Minster – at least architecturally.

It’s understandable in some ways, because it was built around the same time (13th-15th centuries) and in the same stone, – but why was such a grand church built here in the first place? Beverley may have been an important town, but it was nowhere near as important as York. The simple answer is that the site became a shrine to Bishop John who was one of the leaders of the early Northumbrian church. He was idolised within his own lifetime for performing miracles, but he was also responsible for ordaining the father of English history – the Venerable Bede. Bede later wrote an account of some of the miracles that John was said to have performed, and in 1037, after becoming canonised, he became known as St John.

Beverley Minster

As you can imagine, Beverley Minster was the one place that I really wanted to visit, but it didn’t quite work out the way I’d hoped. Firstly, being a Sunday morning, there was a service in progress (which I knew there would be), and so we headed back into the historic town centre with the idea of coming back when the service was over. It had already started to snow even before we left the Minster, but by the time we got to Butcher Row it was snowing quite heavily.

Butcher Row

It wasn’t really sightseeing weather to be honest, and the most sensible thing to do was to take respite in the Kavanagh Tea Rooms and watch shoppers struggling with their last minute Christmas shopping.

Kavanagh's Tea Rooms and Coffee House in Toll Gavel

After warming up with some hot drinks and bacon paninis, we wrapped up and headed back towards the Minster where the service was just ending. I’d like to show you some pictures of the inside, but I haven’t got any, and that’s because, as the trains on the Hull to Scarborough branch line only run once an hour, we felt that discretion was the better part of valour, and just have a quick look around the church before opting to take the next available train back to Hull.

Our trip out to Beverley wasn’t a resounding success where sightseeing was concerned I have to admit, but I always say that it’s better to see somewhere that you want to see for a short while, rather than not see it at all – and if nothing else, it did get us into the Christmas spirit.

The train was just coming in as we arrived, and we were back in Hull in no time. I think we made the right decision because there was still some sightseeing I wanted to do in the Museums Quarter, and although it wasn’t snowing, it was bitterly cold, and Kay left me to it while she went back to the hotel to thaw out. To be honest, if she’d had her way, we would have been on the next train back home.

The Museums Quarter consists of four museums located behind locked gates in High Street. They are, the Hull and East Riding Museum, the Arctic Corsair (a former deep-sea fishing trawler), Streetlife, and the one I wanted to see the most – the Wilberforce Museum.

The Wilberforce Museum

The Wilberforce Museum is the birthplace of William Wilberforce, the man who is most associated with the abolition of slavery in the British Empire. Built around 1660, it is one of the oldest buildings in the city and backs on to the River Hull. It was occupied by various wealthy merchants, including William’s father, Robert, whose only son was born in an upstairs room on 24th August 1759.

There is no evidence to suggest that Hull merchants were ever involved in the slave trade, and it was his education, both at Hull Grammar School and Cambridge University, that brought him into contact with people who influenced him in religion and politics, and at the age of just 21 he became MP for Hull.

His first abolition speech was made in 1789, but it took numerous attempts and a further 18 years before his bill to abolish the slave trade was passed, but there was still a need to abolish slavery altogether. Due to ill health, it was left to others to continue the fight, and it wasn’t until 22nd July 1833, a few days before he died, that the Slavery Abolition Act was finally passed.

The story about William Wilberforce and the abolition of the Slave Trade demands more space than I can give it here, but you can see what the museum is like by taking a look at the video clip with Aled Jones below. Although Wilberforce, through his spiritual mentor, John Newton, is more associated with the hymn Amazing Grace, the clip ends with Laura Mvula singing a rendition of We Shall Overcome supported by Britain’s favourite choirmaster, Gareth Malone.

Even though slavery isn’t perhaps as inhumane as it once was, it still prevails now, and this gospel song, made famous by the American Civil Rights movement is as relevant today as it’s ever been.

Entry to the Wilberforce Museum is free, as are all the others here, and virtually next door is Street Life, a museum, which as its name suggests, is all about everyday life in the past. It’s not unique, as I’ve visited quite a few places like this before, but the older I get, the more nostalgic I become, and it wasn’t difficult to spend a good 1½ hours in here. There were the usual different forms of transport on display including veteran cars, trams, and even the bike I had as a kid – or it looked very much like it. You can even walk down a 1940’s street and remember the time that Izal toilet paper, Robin Starch and Fairy Soap were everyday items, and it looks as though the good people of Hull were more fortunate than us because they had a van that came to their door with Esso Blue and other necessities.

One of my regular errands was to traipse up to the ironmongers for a gallon of Esso Blue for the paraffin heater. Global warming wasn’t talked about back then when the inside of the windows were often iced up – and if the coalman didn’t come, we had to rely on paraffin heaters which hardly supplied enough warmth to keep a mouse alive (of which we had plenty who made their home in our terraced house), and not only that, they smelt and were dangerous, believe you me – the paraffin heaters I mean, not the mice.

Streetlife Museum
Paraffin Delivery Van

Stationed outside the Street Life Museum in the river is the Arctic Corsair, but it’s not open to the public at this time of the year, so I shuffled off next door to the Hull and East Riding Museum. I can’t tell you whether it was any good or not because for the 20 minutes or so that was left before they shut up shop I spent talking to a chap who was looking after the place. I don’t think he’d seen anybody all afternoon, and come to think of it, neither had I. Needless to say, he was a Tigers fan and was glad to have somebody to chat to. The conversation started off with football but digressed to all manner of things, and in fact we got so engrossed in our conversation that he forgot to close the museum up, not that it really mattered because nobody was coming in.

When I emerged back out into High Street – guess what? Yep! It was snowing, so there was only one thing to do, and that was to cross the threshold into Ye Olde Black Boy inn, located a few yards down the road. Licensed since 1729, it’s reputed to be the oldest pub in Hull, and whether it had the same name when William Wilberforce was alive I’m not sure, but no doubt he would have been happy to learn that its name has never had any real racial connotations as far as I’m aware.

The pub had a convivial atmosphere, but apart from the barman, I was the only one in here, and like the chap in the museum, he was only too happy to have someone to chat to. I asked him about the selection of Lindisfarne wines that were on offer which I hadn’t come across in a pub before. They came in different flavours, and being a wintry day, I thought I’d try a glass of the Black Beer and Raisin, which lets put it this way, isn’t a choice I would make again.

Ye Olde Black Boy Inn

Any sensible person would have made tracks back to the hotel by now, but I wanted to make sure I hadn’t missed anywhere that I shouldn’t have done before I did (that’s a Malcism by the way), and one of those places was the area around Trinity Church.

This was the church where William Wilberforce was baptised in 1759 and is no ordinary church. According to Wikipedia, it’s the largest parish church in England by floor area, and I know what you’re thinking, what about Beverley Minster? I couldn’t possibly argue over the statistics, but being built mainly from the 14th century onwards it’s not only large, but has a long history as well, so much so, that the Archbishop of York renamed it Hull Minster in 2017 when the city became the UK City of Culture.

Trinity Church
Trinity Church
Now Hull Minster
Now Hull Minster

Under different circumstances, I would have no doubt ventured into the Minster, but with the snow starting to make life increasingly difficult underfoot (and I have an unenviable record of ending up on my back in these sort of situations), I did what I should have already done – and head back to the comfort of the hotel and get ready for our journey home tomorrow.

When we got up the following morning I was relieved to find that we hadn’t had any significant snowfall overnight: However, South-West England had, and transport had been seriously affected. After getting earache from you know who with comments like “I told you we should have gone home yesterday”, I offered her the chance to stay another night, which never got the reaction I was hoping for, and we were soon in a taxi driving towards Paragon station – and hopefully, home for Christmas.

In Pt 1, I described the traumatic train journey up to Hull, and now we were having to face another one in the opposite direction. Being well aware that we needed every bit of help we could get today, I checked out my new National Rail app, and found that we could catch an earlier train from Hull to Sheffield than we had originally intended, but on the downside, it was also telling me that the next connecting train from Sheffield to Penzance was cancelled.

Regardless of how things were likely to turn out, we clambered aboard and settled down for the first part of our journey to Sheffield, which was unexpectedly picturesque as we travelled alongside the Humber Estuary and under the Humber Bridge. A sharp overnight hoar frost had left the trees glistening in the early morning sun like Christmas trees without the baubles, and a layer of fog which cloaked the river gave the bridge a ghostly appearance that made it look as though it was hovering in mid-air.

Unfortunately, this fantasy world wasn’t to last, because at Sheffield we were brought back down to earth with the news that there were no trains running down to Penzance. We weren’t the only people wondering what to do for the best, and one young chap in particular, who I got to know as Scott, was in a right two and eight. He was travelling from his home in Barton-upon-Humber down to Torbay to spend Christmas with his parents, and when I told him that was where we were going, he asked if it was ok if he could latch onto us, and so I now had two headless chickens to look after. After what seemed like ages, there was an announcement advising those of us going down to the south-west to catch the next train to Reading and get off at Birmingham New Street. New Street has had a multi-million pound makeover since, but at the time, it was a station I really disliked, but there was no other option.

On arrival at Birmingham it was announced that the train was terminating here, which meant that those going on towards Reading also had to get off, and now there were hundreds of headless chickens running around. Scott and Kay were stressed right out, and I couldn’t resist telling my wife that we should have spent another night in Hull. I know we were going home for Christmas and not Thanksgiving, but it was all starting to remind me of the film Trains, Planes and Automobiles. There were so many conflicting messages here, both verbally and on-screen. The next train to Plymouth at first was on time, then it was delayed, but my app was saying it was cancelled – and it was. Although they were extremely reluctant at first, I eventually convinced the other two that if we got our finger out we could get a train from another platform that was going to Bristol and we could take it from there.

For the sake of expediency, I’m glossing over some of the details, but suffice it to say, my next fear was also to come true. The weather that had hit the south-west was spreading north and by the time we got to Cheltenham there was literally a blizzard raging. Thankfully, we made it to Bristol Temple Meads where the train terminated, but at least I was proved right about not waiting for the Plymouth train at Birmingham because there weren’t any for the rest of the day, and at least we were in the West Country now.

Of course, this meant that there weren’t any trains running from Bristol to Plymouth either. There was only one thing for it. Me and Kay went for a drink in the bar and Scott, who had stuck to me like glue all day, went for a smoke. In the bar was a couple who had spent their day trying to get to Bath from Taunton, but after 5 hours and only getting as far as Bristol (which is normally only 1 stop) decided to call it a day and go back home – but the big question was how? Meanwhile, Scott was having hallucinations. He thought he saw a train going to Paignton on the departures board, but when he went back to double check he had to admit it was a mirage.

It seemed that if we could get to Taunton, then there was a chance we could get a train to Newton Abbot from there. What it meant though was that we needed to travel in the opposite direction from Bristol to Portsmouth and then get off at Westbury in Wiltshire where we could then get the Paddington to Penzance train which was now running. Are you still with me? There were no guarantees that it was going to work, but it was our best option if we didn’t want to spend the night in Bristol.

We  didn’t have any time to waste if we were to get the Westbury train and not miss the Paddington-Penzance connection, and so I left my pint and dashed over to platform 10. I could go on about conflicting messages, delayed trains and all the rest of it but eventually we managed to catch the late running Penzance train at Westbury and were now going in the right direction towards Taunton –  and eventually on to Newton Abbot.

At Newton Abbot we were within touching distance of Torbay: Scott was being picked up here by some members of his family who were having a party somewhere, and he felt really guilty when he could see that our train to Paignton had just left without us. I’ve never seen anybody so grateful as Scott for helping him to get home to see his family and he gave us both a hug as he left – and that was more than enough for me.

We had to wait another 40 minutes for the next train to Paignton, but when Kay saw the delayed message come up on the screen she flipped, and went scampering off to see if there were any taxis hanging around, and sure enough, there was one taxi driver outside still trying to make a living, and before I could ask how much it would cost, she was in the cab like a rat up a drainpipe no matter how much it was.

What should have been a 7½ hour journey turned out to be double that, but at least we were home in one piece. It may have been a crap journey, but was Hull a ‘Crap Town’? Port towns are rarely lovely to look at and the city had obviously seen more prosperous days, but some of the places I’ve enjoyed visiting the most over the years have been those that, on the surface, don’t appear to have much going for them. Having said that, almost all are welcoming – and this was just the same with Hull: The people were fantastic. What’s more, it isn’t the forgotten corner of Yorkshire that it once was and many of the old docks have now been replaced with leisure facilities fit for the 21st century. Some are new, but some of the old buildings are being restored. When I was here, there was still plenty of work to be done, but being awarded the status of UK Capital of Culture in 2017 seems to have given it a big boost.

I couldn’t possibly have seen everything in the time we had here, and I’m sure there must be places that tourists wouldn’t want to visit, but I learnt enough about the city to say that it’s definitely not a ‘Crap Town’ as far as I’m concerned, but what is crap is the football team I support, and it might not surprise you to learn – and this is no reflection on Hull – that my wife has never put a red and white scarf around her neck and come with me to an away match since.

POSTED – OCTOBER 2023

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Originally posted 2023-10-22 09:35:56.

29 thoughts on “Is Hull Really a ‘Crap’ Town? – Pt 4 Minsters, Museums and Mayhem

  1. Lolaapp

    Despite the longer journey, Hull proved to be a pleasant surprise. Port towns often have their own charm, and the warmth of the people made it a memorable visit. It’s not the ‘Crap Town’ some might think, especially with its cultural revival in recent years. As for football, well, that’s a different story!

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    1. Easymalc Post author

      Thanks for the reply, but it sounds as though it’s been generated by AI. Please tell me if I’m wrong.

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  2. TheRamblingWombat

    Another wonderful narration Malc, I love your writing style so much. I am sitting here in my armchair, with temperatures starting to steadily rise as we head to summer thinking what a wuss you are … such a little bit of snow and you run to the tea rooms (or was it really a pub?). Seriously though, some wonderful sights there – especially the churches. Hopefully, you will get back to view them in more clement weather. Wow, what a saga getting home too – just something you have to expect at that time of year though. Another wonderful mini-series and a great promotion for Hull, not somewhere I would have put at the top of, or indeed on, my must-do list

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    1. Easymalc Post author

      Thanks Albert. You know I enjoy your writing style too, so that’s a great compliment. I hope it doesn’t get too scorchio this summer, but what a cheek calling me a wuss – even if you’re not wrong.

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      1. TheRamblingWombat

        Thank you too. Since I left the UK, over thirty years now, I have only been back once over the Christmas period … I felt I needed a white Christmas — naturally, it didn’t snow when I was there but it was cold, wet and miserable. I have not since had the urge to be there in winter. Also, the days are so short. I do like the long summer days there as you can fit so much more in on a visit.

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  3. Alli Templeton

    A superb conclusion to this particularly enjoyable mini-series, Malc. Entertaining and enlightening, having read of all your escapades in and around Hull I’d say your conclusions about the city are spot-on, and the people do seem to have been warm and welcoming.

    I’ve never been to Beverley, but it seems well worth a visit, especially with its appealing minster and the connections with St John and the Venerable Bede. The museum quarter back in Hull sounds well worth a long and lingering visit, and I’m not surprised that Street Life got the nostalgia flowing. The way you describe the heating – or lack of it – in your childhood home was enough to give me the shivers. It makes me wonder whether we look back through too heavily rose-tinted glasses, but actually, no, I don’t think we do. Tough as times might have been in the past, I think people were nicer and pulled together more back then, and you really can’t beat that. The world isn’t as nice as it was, that’s for sure. Not by a long shot.

    As for your journey home, well that was worth a post alone. A cracking read! 😀 Honestly, Malc, you could write a damned good book just on the adventures you’ve had whilst travelling – I don’t think I’ve ever been so entertained by reading about someone simply trying to get from A to B, nevermind the destination. Thanks for making me laugh out loud and brightening my day no end. But I’m very pleased to know you – and your erstwhile travelling companion, Scott – got home in one piece, even if it took so much longer than it should have. A happy ending after all then. Truly great stuff! 😀

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    1. Easymalc Post author

      Thank you so much Alli for your wonderful comments and for brightening my day up too 😀 Your comments about times gone by are also spot on. If we had to muster the troops and country together again tomorrow I dread to think where we would end up. I’d love to start a new blog and call it Malc’s Speaker’s Corner or something, but on second thoughts, perhaps not. Probably best to keep people like you laughing at my misfortunes instead ⚽ 🚂 🍺 😉

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      1. Alli Templeton

        I know what you mean – maybe it should be a new blog called Malc and Alli’s Speaker’s Corner! Still, with the world in the mess it is at the moment, it’s very good to have something to chuckle at to open that pressure valve.

        Also, thanks for your welcome email, and I’ll get back to you very soon. In the meantime, look after yourself and keep your chin up. 🙂

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        1. Easymalc Post author

          That sounds a great idea. We could bamboozle ’em with science, and if I throw a few Malcisms in as well that should sort ’em out, and it would be much better than the real Speaker’s Corner which has become really toxic lately.

          Thanks for the response to my email as well. I hope it goes some way in explaining why my reply to your previous post wasn’t as it normally is. I’ll make up for it in the next one, I promise 🙂

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  4. restlessjo

    I so hope you’re not going to have that kind of weather this Christmas, Malc, because we’re back in Leeds for 5 nights and Nottingham for one. Fills me with dread, all that white stuff, however pretty it is lying on fields. Black beer and raisins? I’m not remotely tempted. Beverley, the Minster and I think St. Mary’s, but I might have the name wrong, are beautiful but I didn’t have to contend with snow. The Wilberforce stuff I’ve read before but it does make you wonder sometimes if you shouldn’t make a bigger contribution to improving life for others. Afraid I’ve left it a bit late. Anyway, one last commiseration with you over football. My husband continues to be a dedicated Hartlepool fan, through thick and thin, even from this distance. It’s grim watching him watch the scores sometimes (playing Halifax tonight- no wonder I blog!) I have sympathy with Hull, though I’ve never been there. It’s not unlike Hartlepool, but more enterprising, I suspect. Bye for now!

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    1. Easymalc Post author

      Thanks for your detailed comment Jo. As for your husband being a Hartlepool fan, my heart goes out to him. I think he’s suffered more than I have, and that’s saying something. Towns like Hull and Hartlepool need more help from central government to give them a lift and I think being City of Culture in 2017 helped Hull a lot, but they need to spend the extra money wisely for it to be really beneficial.

      Unfortunately, Britain has been too Londoncentric for far too long and HS2 is a good example. Why, for heaven’s sake didn’t they start building it in the north first and then see how far they got before they realised London doesn’t need another costly connection from Birmingham. Rant over 🙂

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        1. Easymalc Post author

          We’re playing tonight. How did Hartlepool do? Correct me if I’m wrong but the team used to be called Hartlepools with an ‘s’ on the end didn’t it reflecting the two sides of the town – or am I dreaming that?

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  5. Toonsarah

    You’ve definitely demonstrated that Hull isn’t a crap town! The two museums you visited sound excellent. I never knew Wilberforce was from Hull! And I recognised the odd packet from the Street Life museum even though I wasn’t around in the 1940s – I don’t think branding changed so frequently back then. Come to think of it, doesn’t Kiwi shoe polish still look much the same today? We had a paraffin heater in our hall but we used Aladdin rather than Esso Blue, and yes, we had deliveries. I clearly remember the man coming regularly, and also once being late on the very day we were expecting a visitor and didn’t want a cold hallway to welcome them!

    I once went to Beverley for a work meeting and saw the Minster from outside. It looks worth a return visit but ideally in warmer weather. I love those red doors in Wednesday Market 😀

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    1. Easymalc Post author

      I never really thought that Hull deserved its reputation, and now that I’ve been there I would have to say that I’ve definitely been to worse places, and I tend to think that places that are near water will benefit from its location when the tide turns so to speak.

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  6. Suzanne

    Those snow covered streets look challenging and no doubt those walking down them appreciated the indoors more than those who didn’t venture out. Atmospheric photos. We were told Hull was a rough place to visit and unfortunately we listened. What’s travel without drama? 😉

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    1. Easymalc Post author

      There probably are some rough parts of Hull, but my experience suggests that it was more poor than rough, which isn’t necessarily the same thing is it?. Thanks for your comment Suzanne – and your last sentence is spot on.

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      1. Suzanne

        There are rough parts everywhere and the more dangerous ones are the ” perfectly normal” in appearance. Poor doesn’t equant roughness and money doesn’t buy good taste either 😉

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  7. equipsblog

    You outdid yourself on this story, Malc. I’m impressed that you and Kay are still together after that experience. Hope subsequent travels have been less traumatic.

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    1. Easymalc Post author

      Thanks Shey. That’s it for Hull now but your devotion to my posts is phenomenal. I can’t thank you enough 🙂

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  8. Eunice

    I love those red doors with their white surrounds, they really do stand out. The Street Life museum is a place which would interest me – your photo and mention of a few names brought back some childhood memories. Izal toilet paper made great tracing paper and cut into strips, painted and glued together it made great paper chains for decorating my bedroom. I remember Esso Blue too, more for the tv ad than for the stuff itself, and your bit about the mice made me laugh. Your Malcism is just the sort of thing I’ve often said so it’s not just you 🙂
    Your journey home was obviously no picnic, it sounds horrendous, but at least you got back in one piece.
    I’m currently confined to bed with a stinker of a cough and cold, the first one I’ve had in years, so your post has cheered me up a bit – thanks Malc for the memories and the giggle 🙂

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    1. Easymalc Post author

      I’m sorry to hear that you’re laid up at the moment Eunice, but I’m glad this post was able to give you some memroies and a giggle. Get well soon 🤗

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